What we say, Zach and I

Zach, can I have half of that half of the avocado? You can have one and a half of the avocado. I mean, you can have three fourths of the avocado, if I can get half of your second half. I mean a fourth, can I please have a fourth of your avocado?

.... I have a feeling you’re asking for a quarter of my avocado.