Top word of the month: Quagmire.
According to the World English Dictionary, this is a name for 'an awkward, complex, or embarrassing situation'.
A quagmire is similar the time I almost kidnapped a two-year-old-child in an elf costume...on accident....during work hours. To make it even more awkward, the father saw me holding his dear 'Ruby'. You know what else? I saw him twice the next day at the grocery store. Let's hope that never happens again.