Food Combinations

Alright, I want you to be blunt with me. Real blunt. As blunt as the end of my eraser during math class (I think you get the picture). Is it terrible that I thoroughly enjoy peculiar food combinations? I've created a list for you to decide - yay or nay?

1) Scrambled eggs with strawberry jam (or better yet, scrambled eggs mixed with chili).

2) Nutella with popcorn.

3) Mashed potatoes and spinach with macaroni {delish. Ch-check it out. Now}.

4) Egg salad, avocado, sprouts, cucumber, paprika & cheesy dorito sandwich: tastes like THIS (if you feel inclined to dance, please do).

5) Pineapple and banana chunks in spicy rice. Mmm - the taste of power.

Do these suggestions make you steam sheer nausea or or do they make your obscure indulgences seem sane?

Cheers to number 6: How about you crawl out of that shell you've been hiding under and satisfy those taste-buds with a mouthful of ABC gum and honey roasted peanuts? The full merriment sets in after you swallow it. Mm, tasty.