Yes, my dress possibly was a curtain at one point. The seamstress probably found out the material was much too comfy to be hugging a window, and thought it to be more fitting for a human.
Just so you know, it's nearly a sin for Norwegians to not have fresh brewed coffee on a Saturday morning.
...Or is that just a Seattle thing?
Are you a coffee drinker? Did you start the day right with a cup or two?