Saturday, March 12, 2011


Good morning toots. Honestly, you probably don't enjoy being called 'toots' by a complete stranger, but I'm feeling a lack of vocab here in my neck of the woods. So, please... don't go all falafel on me.

 'Falafel' has been my choice word for the past few weeks. I use it to replace inanimate objects. Like my cat. You may bring up the argument that my cat is a creature and not an object. But I feel like he's an object sometimes because he never talks to me. So I never talk to him. Thus, I call him a falafel. Another example of a falafel would be homework: "This homework is acting like quite the falafel."
...Get it? Falafel. I'm alright if you disagree with my vocabulary. 
We can still be friends, I hope.     


  1. Falafel, I love it! SO FUNNY!
    BTW: if i didn't like your choice of vocabulary, i would still be your bloggie friend (and sister in christ) no matter the randomness in your posts (i hope you feel the same for mine :D )... that was a long sentence to take in, sorry! *giggle*

  2. I totally didn't get anything you just said... except that you called me a toot... ಠ_ಠ