'Falafel' has been my choice word for the past few weeks. I use it to replace inanimate objects. Like my cat. You may bring up the argument that my cat is a creature and not an object. But I feel like he's an object sometimes because he never talks to me. So I never talk to him. Thus, I call him a falafel. Another example of a falafel would be homework: "This homework is acting like quite the falafel."
...Get it? Falafel. I'm alright if you disagree with my vocabulary.
We can still be friends, I hope.