Left photo: From husband's perspective (I'd like to think): If you're trying to impress me with an invisible hand puppet ... it's working.
Right photo: Flip your hair, they say. You'll look gorgeous, they say.
(Yeah, could be. Or you'll look like a psychopath.)
Get with the
program, K. The more you touch your hair, the frizzier it gets. Also, don't be alarmed, but the light fairy just swooped in
front of the camera at the exact time the picture was taken. You now
look like a Norwegian ghost.
Left photo: Quick, look adoringly into the distance and talk to Jesus.
Right photo: Make a "I just tooted" face, but pretend it's okay and say you look like Bob Marley.
Note to self:
Attempted dreadlock turned out longer than the rest of your hair. Fix that ish out.
When someone tells you that you look like a gypsy from Indonesia, it's a good day.
































